Save Time and Cash By Installing Gutter Covers
The phone purred. I picked up. It was Carl again. Carl calls me quite a bit. Somebody should plunder that dude's phone. He says "Aloha." One word then silence. With Carl a pattern has formed.
We-Carl, I, others-live in a small, quaint row of homes. Everyone knows each other and Carl posits this communion, this accidental proximity is consent to take control of telephone lines like Carl is the most diminutive Genghis Khan ever.
Filling in the dead space I asking why he had called. He tells me to come over to his house so I could see it for myself. Ok, Carl, after I'd recounted a a lot of reasons not to. He expertly showed them to be mere excuses. Carl is good at this. If Carl is good at one thing, it is certainly unfurling
His house is almost as boisterous as Carl. Example: his yard usually has season-appropriate decorations. Winter is just ending and so what does he have propped up? A large, decorative groundhog. Gaudy, swaying, it welcomes me. The best neighbor ever opens the front door before I can knock. Grasping my shoulder he leads me past his porch awning. He stares upward. I look up. We're both looking up. The sun is bright but my immediate future isn't.
I find out he asked me over so he could show off gutter covers, which he says keeps leaves out of his gutters. Shockingly, Carl's idea was actually of use.
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